(Parts 1 & 2)

Disclaimer
All I can say about this one is that the title was was inspired by a line in the song Halloween.

Episode Synopsis
Yasmin's loyalties are put to the test when the Banishing spell wears off and the ships are boarded by Damien's forces

 
Special Guest Stars
Alyson Hannigan as Lilly
Rachel Weisz as Sasha
Gareth Gates as Damien
Johnathan Frakes as Riker

Guest Stars
Alicia Silverstone

 
Written By
Raichu

Written
22nd - 24th March 2003

Episode Based In
March 2379

 


Voyager, The Mess Hall:
Ian was sitting on his own in the middle of the room. James walked over and stood near the table, Ian looked up at him with a raised eyebrow. "What's that look for?"

"Just wondering if you're all right from yesterday," James replied.

"Why wouldn't I be?" Ian said.

"Well," James said.

The previous day:
Ian was sitting opposite a birthday cake with thirty candles on it. Lots of the cast were standing or sitting around him.

"I'm thirty, not fair," Ian muttered. He looked up at the ceiling, "why, why!?"

Present day:
"Ok maybe I didn't take the whole turning thirty thing very well, but now I'm totally ok with it," Ian said.

"Really?" James said.

"Yep, just think about it. Now I'm a thirty year old with a wife in her twenties," Ian said.

"For about two months," James muttered.

"Don't take this away from me!" Ian snapped.

"Ok, but what are you going to do when it's Danny's birthday?" James asked.

Ian turned pale, "oh god.. she's going to be thirty too. Next it'll be you, then it'll be Jessie.. we're getting so old!"

"Um, I'm going to be over here," James said as he backed away. He went to the other side of the room, he then rushed out of the room.

Naomi came into the room, she started to pass Ian's table but she stopped. "Are you ok?"

"No, I'm an old man," Ian replied.

"Oh I understand what you're going through. I'm totally freaked about turning eight tomorrow," Naomi said.

Ian stared at her, "get out of here." Naomi walked off looking nervous.

The Enterprise, Emma's Quarters:
Emma, Faye, Jodie and Lilly were sitting around doing absolutely nothing.

"I'm bored," Emma groaned.

"I know, we could sing a Vitamin C song. Let's sing Girls Against Boys," Faye said.

"Um, on second thoughts, doing nothing is fun," Emma said quickly.

"Lilly you're a witch, do something fun," Jodie said.

"Ooh that's inspiring," Lilly muttered.

"All right, maybe a love spell," Jodie said.

"Ohno, we've had too many love spells," Faye said.

"We've only had one," Emma said.

"No, two. You weren't around then," Faye said.

"I guess I could do a harmless spell, there are quite a few of them," Lilly said.

"Just as long as it isn't a power obsessed one, I've had that one already," Faye said.

"No no, it's just going to be one of those fancy effect ones. You know like the one in Buffy where they made a flower float in the air. Completely harmless," Lilly said.

"Didn't that one go flying around the room at a dangerous speed?" Faye asked.

"Oh yeah like a flower can hurt anyone," Lilly replied.

"A rose could," Jodie said.

"If it has thorns. Now you wanted a spell, let me do one," Lilly said.

"As long as it doesn't involve flowers," Faye said.

A little while later, the Pegasus C:
Damien was sitting on his new chair, Riker was sitting stuffing his face on another.

"Why did I ever listen to you? What is so scary about our new recruits?" Damien asked.

"One of them is cute," Riker replied. Damien rolled his eyes.

Ash Ketchum, who was at the helm, turned around to face Damien. "Um, where are we?"

"You tell me, you're flying the ship," Damien replied.

"I'm pretty sure we went passed that planet two hours ago," Misty said.

"Imbeciles, that's the planet the graphics people keep using," Damien muttered.

"Planet? What planet, all I see is space," Brock asked, squinting his eyes even more than usual.

"Brock, you're blind," Misty pointed out.

"Oh yeah," Brock said.

"It would of been better if we recruited the Team Rocket characters," Damien groaned.

"I tried, they said you weren't evil enough.. and they didn't want to be in the same team as the twerps," Riker said.

Ash turned around again looking really evil, "Team Rocket! I knew it was you all along."

"We're not Team Rocket, you moron," Damien said.

"Ah who cares, I haven't done this in a while. Pikachu, thunder shock him!" Ash yelled.

Everyone glanced at Pikachu who was sitting nearby the helm holding a Strike sign. It put it's fingers up at Ash.

"Oh come on, just one shock. It makes me look really hero persony," Ash said.

Pikachu threw away the Strike sign, it hit Brock in the head. Pikachu then held up another sign, it said Screw You Ash.

Ash pouted like a little baby, "no fair! Do as I say, now now now!"

"Misty, do your thing," Damien groaned.

Misty looked confused, she pulled out a mallet and hit Ash over the head with it. "That's my thing right?"

The Tactical station started beeping. "Um, the console's beeping," Tracey said.

"Why, what's going on?" Damien asked.

"I was hoping you'd tell me," Tracey muttered.

Damien groaned, he went over to Tracey's station. "Good good, something's going right for once."

"What is it, tell me, tell me," Riker said in a childish voice.

"All you need to know is that we're going to have some fun," Damien said.

"All right, are we going to have a Pokémon battle?" Ash asked.

"No, that's boring you moron. Riker take over helm, and for god's sake don't get curry sauce on it," Damien commanded.

"Aye aye boss guy," Riker said. He went over to the helm, pushed Ash off the chair and sat down.

Enterprise, Class Room Two:
Naomi, Kiara, Yasmin, Nikki, Bryan and the older Sasha were sitting at the desks. Danny rushed into the room.

"Hi, I'm your teacher today," Danny said.

"Danny, we don't want you to teach us again," Naomi muttered.

"Why not? I have a very important lesson to teach you," Danny said.

"Well as long as it isn't the same topic as the last time," Kiara said.

Danny turned to the blackboard thing, she started writing something on it.

"Danny!" Kiara yelled.

Danny turned around, "what?"

"You've already taught us that," Kiara said.

"Have I?" Danny asked, sounding confused.

"Yeah, at Christmas you tried to teach us it but got caught. Then in January you succeeded, then got caught," Naomi said.

"Did I? Oh, well I may as well teach it again," Danny said.

Doctor Jones walked in, he folded his arms. "Danny, how many times do I have to tell you?"

Danny pouted, "oh.. how am I supposed to spend my time?"

"Go to duty, get out," Doctor Jones said. Danny sulked, she left the room. She came back in a few seconds later.

"Where do I work again?" Danny asked.

"Anywhere but here and the nursery," Doctor Jones replied.

Danny laughed, "you really think I'd teach little kids about that?"

"Yes," everyone in the room replied.

"Oh please, I was taught when I was a kid but not as young as that," Danny said. She walked out.

"Anyway, your teacher is running a little late. Just look over your notes until she gets here," Doctor Jones said. He walked out too.

"That was a close call," Naomi muttered.

"It could be worse," Sasha said.

"And how?" Bryan asked.

"Well, look at the date.. what is it?" Sasha replied.

Bryan looked at the board, "um March 6th."

"Exactly. In my timeline this is the day my dad died," Sasha said.

"Well it's not going to happen this time round is it?" Kiara said.

"No it shouldn't, the Banishing spell is up. Sorry, it's just every year on this day.. you know, I feel a little off," Sasha said.

"Why? It's only my brother," Yasmin asked.

"Only your brother? Yasmin you're sick," Naomi muttered.

Yasmin pulled a face, "gee, I'm sorry."

"Well there's a first time for everything," Bryan said.

The Red Alert lights started flashing around the room. "Oh dear, what is it this time?" Naomi asked.

The Bridge:
Lena came out of her Ready Room, and went over to stand near Tom. "What is it?"

"We have intruders," Tom replied.

"And how is that possible? We have full shields, right?" Lena asked.

"We do, but that means nothing on this ship," James replied from the helm.

"James, what are you doing at the helm?" Lena asked.

"I have a piloting licence," James replied.

"There's a lot of mysteries in this episode, isn't there?" Tom joked.

"Yeah, how a guy like you got promoted to First Officer is beyond me," James said.

"Guys, later," Lena muttered. She turned to Tactical. "How did our guests get through this time?"

"Beats me, I'm only a nameless crewmember," a nameless crewmember replied.

"Interesting," Triah said.

"What?" Lena said questioningly.

"Shields are at 100%, I thought I'd never say that," Triah said.

"Did you send Security teams around the ship?" Lena asked.

"Of course, I'm not a stupid brain dead idiot," Tom replied.

James turned away from his console, "um you didn't.. for starters I'm still here."

"You're not a stupid brain dead idiot, huh Tom?" Lena said.

"Well nobody reminded me.. and anyway he's a leader of a team he should have reminded me," Tom said.

"Well I was flying the ship, I figured that you would be the one to make all the decisions," James said.

"Ok whatever, James contact Craig to send out all the teams," Lena said.

"Why don't you do it?" James asked.

Lena tried to keep her cool, "cos you're a security person."

"And you're the Captain," James said.

"Who doesn't do anything, have you seen what Janeway does once in a while?" Lena asked.

"Drink coffee, Lena that's not good for you," James replied.

"Just get going!" Lena yelled.

"Ok, ok," James said. He left the room, another nameless crewmember took his place.

Meanwhile:
Jessie was heading for the main door, while putting on her jacket. The doors opened to reveal an ugly demon guy.

"Oh great, can you come back later? I'm kinda late," Jessie groaned. The demon responded by hitting her. "Ok, that was fun. Let's do it again sometime," Jessie said, she pushed the demon out of her way and walked out.

"Hey, be scared a little," the demon said.

Jessie stopped and turned around, "I would but I'm really late."

"Maybe you will be if I give a mini speech. Ah hem, I am here to take your kids.. mwahahaa," the demon said in a trying to be evil way.

"Nice speech," Jessie muttered.

"Isn't it, I spent ages on it," the demon said.

"Oh my god, you guys don't make much of an effort these days," Jessie said.

"Oh come, tell me where your kids are.. then I'll kill you," the demon said.

"Not here, see ya," Jessie said. She started to turn around but the demon grabbed her arm. He hit her again, so she hit him right back. He started crying.

"My face, you hurt my face," the demon cried.

"Ok, bye bye," Jessie said. She walked off, leaving the demon crying his eyes out.

Bridge:
In: "Rex to Bridge."

"Yep," Lena said.

In: "I've just ran into a demon, how is that possible?"

"Good question," Lena said.

Triah turned to her, "I'm getting similar reports from all over the Enterprise. Voyager is not affected."

"Of course not, Duncan and Sasha are on this ship and that's what they want," Lena said.

"So what happened to the Banishing spell?" Tom asked.

"Doesn't matter, we have to protect them," Lena replied. She tapped her commbadge, "Lena to Kiara."

In: "Yeah, what's going on?"

"Demons are on the ship again, you guys protect Duncan and Sasha next door," Lena replied.

In: "Right. We will get backup won't we?"

"Eventually, Lena out," Lena said.

"Are you sure the teens will be able to hold them off?" Tom asked.

"Until I get there, yes," Lena replied. She headed for the turbolift. "Tom, you have the Bridge again."

"Sure thing," Tom said.

The nursery:
Sasha, Naomi, Kiara, Bryan, Nikki and Yasmin rushed into the room. Doctor Jones and all the kids were going on like everything was normal.

Kiara clapped her hands loudly to get everyone's attention. "Ok people, we have intruders but we're here to stop any from getting to you. So stay calm."

"Um Kiara, we have company," Bryan said.

"Damn it, couldn't they have waited?" Kiara moaned.

"Ok Yasmin, Kiara, Naomi and I will distract the demons. Bryan and Nikki, you two get the kids out," Sasha said quietly.

Nikki and Bryan went over to the kids, the other teens got into a fight with the demons. Doctor Jones, Bryan, Nikki and all the kids snuck out through the other door.

"Yasmin, keep them occupied," Sasha ordered. She pushed Kiara and Naomi towards the door.

"Can I kill them?" Yasmin asked.

"That would be helpful," Sasha replied. She ran out with Kiara and Naomi.

"This is the job I like," Yasmin said. She pushed one demon into a wall panel, he smashed it and fell onto the ground. Yasmin picked up a large piece of the glass and stabbed the rest. She giggled like a kid.

A portal opened nearby, Damien stepped through it. "Hello Yasmin."

"Eeew, not you," Yasmin moaned. She threw the piece of glass towards him, he ducked just in time.

"Don't be like that. You enjoyed killing those demons, didn't you?" Damien said.

"Well duh," Yasmin said.

"Well you can kill a lot more if you do a job for me," Damien said.

"Really? What is it?" Yasmin asked. Damien smiled evilly, and did a Mr Burns 'excellent' pose.

Meanwhile:
Doctor Jones took all the kids, excluding Sasha and Duncan down a different corridor. Bryan and Nikki ran into more demons.

"Aw son of a.." Bryan muttered.

"Go that way," Nikki told the kids as she pointed down a different corridor. Duncan and Sasha did as they were told.

Naomi, Nikki, older Sasha and Yasmin arrived on the scene. "I'll look after them, right," Yasmin said. She went after the kids.

Some demons came up behind Naomi, Nikki and Sasha, another fight started. One demon jumped onto Bryan, he hit it and it fell onto the ground unconscious.

"Wow, you've finally turned into your mum," Kiara commented.

Bryan grinned, but he got hit in the head by another demon. He fell to the ground.

"Back to your dad," Kiara muttered.

"Wait a minute, where's the kids?" Naomi asked.

"Oh no," Sasha said. She rushed off down the corridor. She eventually caught sight of Yasmin, Duncan and the younger Sasha. "Yasmin, where are you taking them?"

Yasmin turned around, she stopped the kids. "I dunno yet, you wanted them safe right?" A security team arrived behind Yasmin and the kids.

"But.. what's wrong with you? I thought you'd want to be in the fight, killing," older Sasha asked.

"Yep, that's weird," Duncan said.

Yasmin elbowed one of the security people, she took his rifle and knocked the others out. "Ok, I'll kill," she said. She shot the older Sasha.

"Hey, she just killed you," Duncan said.

"Huh?" Sasha muttered.

"Oh forget it," Duncan groaned.

"B**ch," Sasha said.

"Come on kids, let's have some fun," Yasmin said.

 

End of Part I


Part II

 

Bridge:
"Tom, the demons have disappeared," Triah said.

"What, really?" Tom said.

"Yeah, better contact Lena," Triah said.

"Hey I can command the ship fine," Tom said.

"Yeah sure, believe what you want," Jessie muttered.

Tom tried not to pout but failed, he tapped his commbadge. "Paris to Lena."

In: "Yeah I know, I'm on my way back."

"Don't rush," Tom said quietly.

Meanwhile:
Naomi, Kiara, Nikki and Bryan were going down one of the corridors. They spotted Sasha, who kept disappearing every few seconds. They rushed over to her.

"Sasha, what happened?" Kiara asked.

"Yasmin, she shot me. I think.." Sasha replied. She disappeared for a second. "The blast damaged my temporal implant."

"We'd better get you to Sickbay," Naomi said.

Sickbay:
Doctor Jones closed the tricorder, he sighed. "There's nothing I can do. The temporal implant will shut off in one hour."

"But if it does everything that's happened since she came back in time will change," Naomi said.

"You have to kill me," Sasha said.

"Oh yeah, that'll work," Kiara said sarcastically.

"It will. If the temporal implant goes off all that stuff I told you about ages ago will happen. If you kill me before that happens then the timeline will stay the same," Sasha said.

"Is there no other way?" Bryan asked.

"Well we could ask Tani and Lena, they have the same implants. They might know how to set it so it won't change the timeline when it goes off," Kiara replied. The remaining teens headed for the door.

"Wait," Sasha said quickly. The teens stopped and turned to her. "In my timeline Duncan and I were kidnapped, I can't remember by who but it was on this day. Remember I said my dad was killed trying to protect us."

"The same won't happen here, right?" Naomi asked.

"Yasmin's not on our side anymore, she was the one who took them.. she'd kill anyone trying to save them," Sasha replied.

"So what should we do?" Kiara asked.

"Stop my dad from confronting Yasmin, I didn't risk my existence for the same to happen again," Sasha replied.

"Right. Computer locate James," Kiara said.

"There are six James' on the ship," the computer said.

"Stupid computer.." Kiara groaned.

"James Stuart, locate him," Bryan said.

"James Stuart is on deck seven," the computer said.

"And where's Yasmin Stuart?" Bryan asked.

"Yasmin Stuart is on deck seven," the computer said.

"Oh crap," Kiara groaned. She and the other teens rushed out.

"It's a big deck," Doctor Jones muttered.

Deck Seven, some empty quarters:
Yasmin was busy tying up Sasha, Duncan was already tied up. James walked into the room.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.

"Um," Yasmin muttered. She turned her head, "untying the kids."

"She tied us up!" Duncan yelled. Yasmin quickly gagged him.

"What kind of sick joke is this?" James asked.

"It's not a joke," Yasmin replied as she stood up. "This ship's so boring, so Damien gave me a chance to have some fun for once."

"Damien?" James said.

Meanwhile, Voyager's Bridge:
"What on earth's going on that ship?" Chakotay asked.

"I don't know.." Kathryn started to say but the camera ran into her twice. She fell to the ground.

Deck Seven:
"Yeah, why did you repeat his name?" Yasmin asked.

"Just to p*** off Janeway. Anyway you've had your fun, untie the kids," James replied.

"Or what?" Yasmin said.

"Or I'll kick your a**, I don't care if you're my younger sister," James said.

"Sounds good," Yasmin said cheerfully.

"Oh come on Yasmin, you're out of your league here," James said.

"Oooh, somebody's Mr Show Off," Yasmin said.

"B**ch," Sasha said loudly as Duncan spat out the gag.

Yasmin knelt back down, she slapped Sasha lightly who immediately started crying. "Hey, don't hit my sister," Duncan said angrily. He bit Yasmin in the leg.

"Ow, you little brats!" Yasmin yelled. James came up behind her, he hit her across the head. She fell to the ground. James went over to the kids and started to untie Sasha.

Yasmin growled, she jumped onto James. He pushed her off him, and she fell into the nearby table. Some weapons like knives and phasers fell onto the ground as a result.

"Yasmin just quit it," James said as he went back to the kids. He got Sasha untied, then he went over to Duncan. He got him untied too, he picked up Sasha and stood up. "Come on let's go," James said. Duncan rushed for the door, James started to follow him.

Yasmin picked up one of the knives and pulled herself to her feet. She quickly went up behind James, and stabbed him in the back. She took Sasha straight off him and pushed him to the ground. Duncan stopped dead in his tracks, he knelt down beside James.

Sasha started crying again, "daddy!"

Duncan looked up at her, "now you learn how to say it."

Yasmin picked up Duncan too, "come on let's go." She walked out of the room.

Enterprise Bridge:
"Yeah I couldn't find either of them anywhere on Deck Seven," Kiara said.

"I don't like this, did you check the computer again?" Lena asked.

"Oh, no we didn't," Naomi replied, blushing a bit.

"They're probably on another deck. Computer locate James Stuart," Lena said.

"Unable to comply," the computer said.

"Ooh, it learned a new saying," Tom said sarcastically.

"Why not?" Lena asked.

Kiara sighed, "computer locate Yasmin Stuart."

"Yasmin Stuart is in Cargo Bay Three," the computer said.

"Good, now we just need to find out where James is," Lena said.

"No, you better get to Yasmin," Tom said.

"Hey, I'm the Captain. Actually, that is a good idea. I'd better get Sandi and Kevin to come with me," Lena said.

"Yasmin's not that tough," Tom said.

"How do you know that?" Lena asked.

"She doesn't look it, besides there's nothing special about her. Just an ordinary human, well sort of," Tom replied.

"I don't care, three Slayers down there guarantees success. Tom, you have the Bridge," Lena said.

Jessie stepped away from her console, "I'm coming.. I've done f*** all today."

"No, you better stay here," Lena said.

"That's stupid, my kids are down there," Jessie said angrily.

"Yep, you're decisions will be impaired," Tom said.

"You used that on me in the last episode," Lena muttered.

"Similar thing," Tom said. Lena shook her head and went into the turbolift.

Cargo Bay Three:
Damien was standing in front of Duncan and Sasha, who were once again tied up. Yasmin was standing nearby looking a little guilty.

"Excellent, now I can train them to be my own Evil Slayers," Damien said.

"Get bent," Duncan said.

"Yep, I like him," Damien said as he glanced at Yasmin.

"I hope I get something for this," Yasmin said.

"Of course not, I made you and made you see sense, you had some fun.. what more do you want?" Damien said.

The Cargo Bay doors opened, Lena, Sandi and Kevin walked in.

"Oh, we have company," Damien said.

"Damien, I should have known," Lena said.

"You know him?" Sandi asked.

"Oh yeah," Lena replied.

"Oh dear, there's one Slayer missing. Where's James?" Damien asked. He burst out laughing.

"You're lucky I'm well trained, or you'd have a p****d off Evil Slayer on your hands," Lena said angrily.

"Oooh, she's angry. What's she going to do?" Damien laughed.

"Kick your a**," Yasmin muttered.

"Yasmin, how could you betray us," Lena said.

"Leave her alone, at least she did something worthwhile and killed that annoying Slayer brother of hers," Damien said.

"You mean he's not just missing?" Kevin asked.

Damien laughed, "don't Slayers have to be smart?"

"Yasmin, you killed James! How could you kill your own brother!" Lena yelled.

Yasmin turned away, Damien stepped in front of her. "Very easily, she stabbed the little pest."

"Where is he?" Lena asked.

Yasmin was about to reply but Damien stopped her. "Doesn't matter, all that matters is that another portal is opening here soon, and I'm taking the kids through with me."

"That's where you're wrong," Lena said. She raised her rifle and fired it towards Damien. A shield came up around him, Yasmin and the kids.

"Do you really think I'd have no defence, you disgust me," Damien said.

The Bridge:
"I don't like this," Triah said.

"Yeah," Tom said. He looked around the Bridge, then he spotted Jessie wasn't at her station. "Oh crap, where's Jessie?"

"I dunno," Triah replied.

Meanwhile, Deck Seven:
Jessie was going down one of the corridors, looking through every open door as she did. She looked through one, she rushed inside, and knelt down nearby where James was lying. She tapped her commbadge. "Rex to Sickbay, medical emergency! Hurry!"

Sickbay:
Doctor Jones and Nikki rushed over to the biobed James was now lying on.

"Nikki, get a cortical stimulator and a regenerator," Doctor Jones ordered.

"Ok," Nikki said. She rushed over to the medical tray, picked up two objects, and rushed back to hand them over to Doctor Jones. "Is it just me or does he look cute when he's asleep?"

Doctor Jones and Jessie glanced at her, she smiled nervously. "Nikki, help me out here. He's dead not asleep," Doctor Jones said.

"Ohno, that's not good," Nikki said.

"Can I slap her?" Jessie asked.

"Later," Doctor Jones replied. He and Nikki worked at reviving James, with no luck. "I'm sorry, you found him a little too late."

"Meaning?" Jessie asked.

"It means that I can't revive him," Doctor Jones replied.

"Do you want me to delete you?" Jessie grumbled.

"I'm sorry, that won't help anything," Doctor Jones said.

"No.. I don't accept it," Jessie muttered.

"Look I know this must be hard but.." Doctor Jones said.

"Wait a minute, I have an idea," Jessie said.

"Since when do you know anything about medicine?" Doctor Jones asked.

"Shut up, you're lucky you have one.. you don't want me evil again right," Jessie said.

"No, not really," Doctor Jones said.

"Good, so keep quiet," Jessie said. She left the room.

"Um, she's just left the room. What's her idea?" Nikki asked.

"I don't know," Doctor Jones muttered in response.

Juna's Quarters:
Juna was busy 'singing' along to a song. "Like I was afraid, like I was petrified!"

Jessie walked in which made Juna jump a mile.

"No, like.. don't hurt like me!" Juna yelled.

"I won't, I'm not evil.. and you have to help or I will be," Jessie said.

"Um like ok. Like what do I have to do?" Juna asked.

"Just tell me, is there any spells that can raise the dead?" Jessie replied.

"Yes like, but the one we use like it on can't of been like dead for more than twenty four hours like," Juna said.

"That's fine," Jessie said.

"Like good. We need a like third witch to complete the like circle," Juna said.

"Lilly will do," Jessie said. She left the room, Juna followed after picking up the spell book.

Sickbay:
"Are you sure it's a good idea, I've heard of this spell and it's very dangerous," Lilly said.

"How is it dangerous, it can't get any worse than this?" Jessie asked.

"The spell is designed to wake up the dead, that's never a safe thing," Lilly replied.

"I don't care, let's just do it ok," Jessie said.

"Like yeah. We have to form a like circle around him," Juna said.

"This is your idea, for shame," Nikki muttered. The girls ignored her, and they formed a circle around James' biobed.

The girls started chanting something, a bright light came from the book and shone around the whole room. James woke up, and sat straight up. "What the.. oh not again."

"Well it worked, I bet there are no side effects," Lilly said sarcastically.

"Side effects, what do you mean?" James asked.

"Explain later, we have to get Duncan and Sasha back. Any ideas?" Jessie asked.

"Like no," Juna said.

"Wait a second.. how did Yasmin react to killing you?" Jessie asked.

"I dunno, I was busy dying," James replied.

"Doesn't matter, I have an idea," Jessie said.

"I have an idea, is that your line for this episode?" Nikki asked.

"It's better than what you've said," Jessie replied.

"So are you going to tell us what your idea is?" Doctor Jones asked.

"No. Look Doc, can you dye my hair?" Jessie replied.

"Uh, how will that help matters?" Doctor Jones asked.

"You'll see, just dye my hair," Jessie said.

Cargo Bay Three:
"Mwahahaha, nothing will stop me now," Damien laughed. A portal was already starting to open.

"Lena, think up something," Sandi said.

"I'm thinking," Lena said.

"Think faster," Kevin said.

"Why don't you think up something!" Lena yelled.

"Oh well, it's been a blast. See ya, never," Damien said. He went over to Duncan and Sasha.

Jessie came into the room, with black hair and black eyes. Lena, Sandi and Kevin turned to look at her, Lena groaned. "Ohno, you've found out about James."

"Um, yes I have," Jessie said. Lena looked confused, so did Kevin and Sandi.

"So Jessie, gone for the black look again. It really doesn't suit you. Anyway, so long," Damien said. He went to pick up Duncan but he just bit him in the arm.

"Jessie, don't you have any control," Kevin said as he folded his arms.

Lena glanced at Jessie, then she went closer to Sandi and Kevin. "She's not evil, I think she's faking. Just play along."

"Play along, um right," Kevin said.

"Yasmin, look what you've done. James is dead, and now we have an evil witch on our hands," Sandi said.

"Ok, try not to be too dramatic," Lena whispered. Sandi shrugged.

"Oh come on, Yasmin doesn't care.. she's evil too. Right Yasmin, are you coming with?" Damien asked.

Yasmin glanced at Damien, then at Jessie. "Actually no," she said.

"Don't be stupid, there's nothing more to do here," Damien said.

Yasmin picked up a phaser and shot Damien with it, he fell to the ground. Yasmin went over to a nearby console and lowered the shield. Jessie and Lena rushed over to the kids. They both untied Duncan and Sasha.

"Is he dead?" Jessie asked.

"No, the phaser was on stun," Yasmin replied.

Damien pulled himself to his feet. "You haven't seen the last of me, mwahaha.. oh to hell with it," he said, then he jumped into the portal. It closed after him.

"So, you're not evil then," Yasmin said.

"Yes, and James is alive.. no thanks to you," Jessie said as she picked up Sasha.

"Look I'm sorry, I just.." Yasmin said.

"Oh please, save the I'm sorry routine. It doesn't suit you," Jessie said. She and Duncan left the bay, Kevin and Sandi followed.

"Glad to know who's side you're on Yassy," Lena said.

"Uh huh," Yasmin muttered.

Captains Log Stardate, who gives a toss? Anyway, the Voyager crew haven't been in this episode so we're not too happy. So we're going to go on strike until the end of the episode. Chakotay seems to think that it isn't a good idea, but what does he know.

The Enterprise, Yasmin's Quarters:
Yasmin was sitting on her sofa fiddling with a PADD she had in her hands. The door chimed. "Yeah," she said quietly.

James walked in, he went straight over to the sofa. "Hey, you ok?"

"Huh, you're asking me if I'm ok. I killed you remember, not the other way round," Yasmin said.

"So what, you had an evil encounter.. it's nothing I haven't been through before myself," James said.

"Yeah but you never killed me or Lena when you were evil," Yasmin said.

"I know, but I was worse. I killed my dad and tried to kill my mum.. I wish I did actually," James said.

"Me too. So you're not mad at me," Yasmin said.

"Nope, just think of it as our first little fight. True it'll take Jessie a while to forgive you, but just remember I have," James said.

"Thanks," Yasmin said.

"So what made you change your mind?" James asked.

"I dunno, being evil wasn't as fun as I thought it would be," Yasmin replied.

"No it isn't," James said.

"Oh, there's something I have to tell you. I should have told you ages ago," Yasmin said.

"Ok, what is it?" James asked.

"Um well, Damien told me and the Voyager Bridge crew ages ago that.. well," Yasmin replied nervously.

"What?" James said.

"That I'm a clone of you, there I said it," Yasmin said.

"Er.. what?" James said, sounding both confused and worried.

"Yeah, see ya," Yasmin said, she rushed into her bedroom. James, looking even more confused than before, headed for the door.

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Was Lilly's spell that made the Banishing Spell disappear? Why on earth would Damien recruit the twerps from Pokémon? How many times has Danny tried to teach the teenaged class? How will Danny, Jessie and James take the whole turning 30 thing? Will they take it better than Ian? And will that cursed camera ever stop hitting Janeway whenever people say Damien?
Find out the answers to just some of these questions in the next installment of Fifth Voyager!

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