Faye was wandering through a dark forest, she heard a scream coming from the clearing. She slowly pushed her way through the trees and bushes, then got to the clearing. Four seperate fires were burning four wooden poles, nearby was a young girl tied to a stone slab, an older girl was standing next to her. She placed her hand on the girl's stomach, the younger girl screamed again.
Faye looked around nervously, "er.. someone call the cops." Of course no one heard her.
A bright flash of light took over the area, when it died down the younger girl had disappeared. The older girl noticed Faye, she smiled deviously.
"That was a tasty little Q girl, who's next?" she said. She laughed fiendishly.
Faye woke up on the floor to the sound of Tani's voice over the intercom.
In: "Faye, come on!"
Faye tapped her commbadge, "what?"
In: "You're late for duty, Faye. I need you down here, there's only me and unknown crewmembers."
Faye pulled herself onto her bed, "um, what happened to Emma?"
In: "She's on an away mission. Come on, little help please. Henderson out."
Faye shrugged, she went over to her wardrobe and opened it. She cringed suddenly, "eew.. stupid dream."
months previously, the Alpha Quadrant:
Two remaining Lillyia ships flew into orbit of Earth with some Federation ships on their tale. Both lead ships exchanged fire.
A huge explosion knocked everyone on the Z5 bridge to the ground. Lilly climbed onto her feet, and brushed her hair out of her face. "Damage report!?"
"The shields are at 10%, we've lost life support on most of the mini decks. Worst of all the replicators are down!" Carly yelled from the helm.
"Great, now we'll have to eat those sandwiches James made. Those idiots are going to pay," Lilly muttered.
James 2 glanced at his sister from the Tactical station. "Hey, it took me ages to make those."
"We're going to die and all you lot care about is our next lunch, which we'll probably never have," Scot said in disbelief.
"You're right, I'm not going to eat those sandwiches. I'd rather die. Fire more of the weapons at those annoying ships," Lilly ordered.
"We can't, all the weapons have been used up," James 2 said. The side of his station exploded. "And now the sandwich maker is destroyed. Just bloody great."
"We have company," Scot said.
"Duh, who do you think we're fighting with?" Carly said.
Scot stared at her with an eyebrow raised. "I mean more company, two Tolg ships have come into orbit."
"It's about bloody time too. Put those Federation ships on screen, I want to see those idiots die," Lilly ordered.
Carly shrugged, she fiddled with the console. The viewscreen popped up out of nowhere, it showed the enemy. The Tolg ships came into view and destroyed the ships no problem.
"Aren't we supposed to salvage those ships from the Seventh Dimension, not destroy them?" Carly asked.
"Do you really expect the Tolg to do that, the Seventh Dimension are their biggest enemy at the moment," Scot replied.
"Who cares, just get the replicators online," Lilly said.
"What about the lifesupport?" Scot asked.
"What's the point, it would be better to die from lack of oxygen than food poisoning," Lilly replied.
"Our Tolg friends are leaving," James 2 said.
"Good, we don't want anyone on Earth seeing those ships. Most still think the Borg is their biggest threat," Lilly said.
"The Tolg aren't a threat," Carly said.
"Yeah but how long will that last. Anyway keep an eye on those ships," Lilly ordered.
"Lilly, they're not stupid.. they won't use their transport devices if we're following them," Scot said.
"That's odd, a round device thing's just decloaked. The Tolg has just went through it, they're gone," Carly said.
"You were saying," Lilly said smugly.
"It's decloaking," Carly said.
"Crap, quick go into it," Lilly ordered.
"Already on it," Carly said.
Delta Quadrant, Present Day:
Chakotay was sitting in his chair reading a PADD, Harry and Claire were in their usual spots. Ian strolled onto the Bridge, "hey everyone."
"Why are you late?" Chakotay asked.
"I'm late??" Ian muttered. He looked at his watch, he laughed nervously. "Oh yeah I am, I don't know why then."
"Janeway's late too, has anyone seen her?" Claire asked.
"She's probably recovering from a coffee hangover with even more coffee, in her Ready Room," Ian said.
"No, she hasn't turned up yet. I'd contact her but I'm not speaking to her right now," Chakotay said.
"Why not?" Harry asked.
"Too complicated and too worrying," Chakotay replied.
"Sounds interesting," Ian said.
"It's none of your business, Ian. And you're one of the last people I'd tell about this," Chakotay said.
"Um why?" Ian asked.
"Oh forget it, it's probably nothing to worry about," Chakotay muttered to himself.
Ian looked confused, "how wrong is my watch?"
Richard's quarters.. where we left off in Baby Don't Swear:
"So the whore strikes once again," James muttered.
Jessie looked like she was either going to faint or scream, take your pick.
"What the hell's going on?" Richard asked after he woke up. He groggily glanced to his right, to his horror Kathryn was lying next to him. She noticed him at the same time and she screamed.
"Oh my god.. what was in that coffee!?" Kathryn squealed.
"Let's just hope no-one finds out about this and.." Richard said in disgust.. as he was looking around the room. "Oh too late.."
"What do you mean too late?" Kathryn panicked.
"Catch me, I'm going to faint," Jessie muttered.
"Will do," James said quietly.
Richard and Kathryn scrambled out of the bed, luckily they were wearing something. "It's nothing to worry about, we're wearing clothes.. we probably just fell asleep," Richard said.
"That's what we thought, but explain Duncan," James muttered.
"Oh crap, that's not good," Kathryn said nervously.
"Jess, I'm so sorry. We didn't mean for this to happen, do you really think I'd want to be with her?" Richard said.
"Hey!" Kathryn exclaimed, putting her hands on her hips.
"Just don't bother saying anything, I really need to lie down," Jessie said. She walked out.
"I know you didn't want me and Jessie to be together, but this is just stupid," James said.
"Of course I want you to be together, that was ages ago. It was an accident," Kathryn said.
Richard groaned, "I'll leave you two to it." He left the bedroom and went into the main room.
"And to think we spent most of last night planning our wedding, and you two were busy trying to screw it up at the same time," James said.
"I don't want to screw your wedding up," Kathryn muttered.
"Don't you think it's slutty enough sleeping with somebody's husband and then getting pregnant? Don't you think it's slutty enough that you've had three kids with two different guys?" James asked.
"I am not a slut!" Kathryn yelled.
"Of course you are, you've just spent the night with my fiancée's dad!" James yelled back.
"I was drunk, you should know about that!" Kathryn yelled.
"At least I wasn't slag enough to go and sleep with any old person, unlike somebody I can think of," James muttered.
"Ugh, you'll never understand. You've been too god damn lucky when it comes to relationships, so you'll never understand me," Kathryn said.
"I hardly call any of my life lucky, I wonder who's fault that is," James said.
"Oh don't start with that again," Kathryn groaned.
Richard came back into the room, "look can you argue somewhere else?" Kathryn and James glared at him, he rolled his eyes. "Fine," he muttered as he stepped back out.
Kathryn picked up her jacket which was on the nearby chair, she headed out. "Are you just going to leave it there?" James asked.
"I sure am.. there is no point. You'll hate me no matter what, because you're just so damn 'perfect'," Kathryn replied as she left the room.
James followed her out, "I'm not perfect."
Kathryn turned around, "then why do you treat me like you've never made mistakes before. I'm sorry ok, it was an accident. Get over it."
"You can't just expect me to forgive you with 'I'm sorry'," James said.
"Then there's nothing more to talk about," Kathryn said.
"Fine but there's something you should know," James said.
"Oh and what's that?" Kathryn asked as she folded her arms.
"The wedding's first Saturday of April, and you're not invited," James replied.
"That would be a bit of a problem, I'm the only one who can marry anyone on this ship," Kathryn said.
"There that's it there, that's why I hate you," James said.
"What, because I tell the truth?" Kathryn said questioningly.
"You don't even do that, so no. It's seems that you live to make my life a misery," James said.
"I hate to spoil that little theory but, you were the one that didn't invite me," Kathryn said.
"You b**ch," James muttered, he hit Kathryn in the face. He turned around and went down the corridor.
"Is that your answer to everything? I was so wrong, you are your father!" Kathryn yelled at him. He ignored her and disappeared around the corner.
A blonde girl was sitting in the main chair, and several aliens were at other consoles. Richard walked in. The girl spotted him.
"Hi daddy, you ok?" the girl said as she stood up.
"No, but it's alright. Look Jodie, there's something you have to know," Richard said.
"Uhoh, I don't like this bit," Jodie giggled.
"This is serious," Richard muttered.
Jodie's grin faded away, "oh."
"You are the only one on this ship who doesn't know why we were looking for this ship. I'll tell you now," Richard said.
"Finally," Jodie muttered.
"Your half sister is on that ship," Richard said.
"Really? Which one?" Jodie asked.
"Jessica, the quiet twin, although she's not that quiet now," Richard replied.
"Cool, that other one didn't like me," Jodie said.
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you before, I wanted to make sure she was alive and well before telling you," Richard said.
"It's ok dad, but what would you have done if she wasn't alive and well?" Jodie asked.
"I didn't figure that part out," Richard replied.
"Soo, can I go onto that ship?" Jodie asked.
"Well I.." Richard started to reply.
"Great, thanks daddy," Jodie said. She rushed out of the room.
"I hate it when she does that," Richard muttered. He sat down in his chair.
"Look I'm sorry, I sleep in very easily," Faye said.
"So I noticed," Tani muttered.
"And I had this weird dream," Faye said.
Tani turned away from her console, and faced Faye. "Really, do tell."
"Well this weird woman just took a Q girls powers, then the Q girl disappeared," Faye said.
"That's not so weird, my dreams are weird," Tani said.
"Ok, tell me one," Faye said.
"What is this, a dream conversation?" Tani asked. She shook her head, and turned back to her console.
Faye rolled her eyes, she went to her usual station.
Everyone was sitting or standing in silence, some unknown crewmember was at opps. Kathryn just sat fuming in her chair. Chakotay glanced over at her. "Shouldn't you go to Sickbay?"
Kathryn glanced at him with a stone cold glare. "What, why?"
Chakotay looked around the room for help, he turned back to Kathryn. "Well it looks like someone hit you."
"Wow aren't you the detective," Kathryn said sarcastically.
"You did ask. So who did it?" Chakotay asked.
"Some annoying twat called Peter Taylor.. oh sorry my mistake, it was his son. Easy mistake to make," Kathryn replied.
Ian laughed, "so James hit you, good for him." Kathryn glared at him in such an icy force he cowered. "Did I say that out loud?" he asked nervously. Everyone but Kathryn nodded.
"I take it he found about the hyper kiss between you and his fiancée's dad," Chakotay said.
"No he didn't, so shut up," Kathryn muttered.
"Well look on the bright side, at least he didn't try to kill you again," Ian said. He winced at Kathryn's glare. "Why do I keep doing that!?"
"Because you want to be the new Tom, that's why," Claire said.
Ian's eyes widened, "no, it's not true!"
"Oh but it is," Claire said, she giggled.
"I hate to interrupt but we're receiving a hail," the unknown crewmember said.
"From the Ramora? If it is, I'm taking it in the Ready Room or not at all," Kathryn said angrily.
"No, it's coming from two ships coming towards us. Hey, it's two of the Lillyia ships," Claire said.
"No Kathryn, you can't have had or will have a fling with this Captain," Chakotay said. Kathryn turned to him, she smacked him.
Ian shook his head, "and all this time I thought Peter Taylor was the reason why James was so aggressive."
Kathryn glared at him instead, "what's that supposed to mean?"
"We're being hailed," Claire reminded everyone.
"Well think about it, Lena doesn't have Peter as a dad yet she's just as bad as James," Ian said.
"I'm going for a coffee," Kathryn grumbled. She headed to her Ready Room.
"Ok, put the Lillyia hail on screen," Chakotay ordered.
"Finally, they've probably hung up since you took so long," Claire muttered.
Lilly, Scot, James 2 and Carly appeared on the viewscreen. "What's wrong with my sandwiches this time?" James 2 was asking.
"For starters, you have to drain the fat off the bacon before putting it in bread," Scot replied.
"For goodness sake, how long is this argument going to last?" Carly moaned.
Lilly rolled her eyes. "Just ignore them, I know it's impossible but they have got worse."
"Hey," Scot and James 2 moaned.
"Hi Lilly, how did you get back here?" Chakotay asked.
"That's the thing, we generally have no idea. All we know is that the Tolg have a new transport device, but as soon as we slipped through one they were using it disappeared. It's like it's not there," Lilly replied.
"Hmm, reminds me of Ian's brain," Claire said.
"Why are you picking on me today?" Ian asked.
"Oh and before you ask, yes we have got the Seventh Dimension thing under control now," Lilly said.
"Really, that's good. How did you manage that?" Chakotay asked.
"The Tolg got generally p***ed off with them blowing up all their ships, so they decided to help us defeat them," Lilly replied.
"Help us, they did all the work," Scot muttered.
"Don't say that, it sounds like we were useless," Lilly said.
"We kinda were," Scot said quietly.
the Enterprise Mess Hall:
Jessie and Sandi were the only main castmembers in the room, the rest of the room was filled with unknown crewmembers. Jodie came into the room, she looked around looking quite confused. Sandi spotted her, so she went towards her.
"Hi I'm Sandi, you need any help?" Sandi asked.
"Actually yes, do you know anyone called Jessica Rex? The computer said she was here," Jodie replied.
"Yeah I do, she's over there," Sandi said as she pointed at Jessie's table.
"Thanks, I owe you a drink," Jodie said.
"No it's fine, I serve the drinks around here anyway," Sandi said.
Jodie smiled nervously, "swell."
Sandi smiled sweetly, she went back to her kitchen. Jodie went over to Jessie's table, she spotted her and looked up at her.
"Hi, I'm Jodie," Jodie said.
"Erm, hi," Jessie said nervously.
Jodie sat down opposite her. "Before you say it, no I don't know you. Well kinda anyway."
"Um ok. I don't want to sound rude but I'm not in the mood for a chat," Jessie said.
"Why not?" Jodie asked.
"It's quite personal, I've just met you so.." Jessie replied.
"Oh don't worry, I can keep secrets," Jodie said.
"I'd rather not," Jessie said.
Jodie looked disappointed, "I see.. it's a family matter."
"Exactly," Jessie said.
Jodie and Jessie sat in silence for a few seconds. "Well that's quite cool cos I'm family, so you can tell."
Jessie looked confused, "family? I've never met you in my life."
"You have, but you were only a baby," Jodie said.
"Ok.. who are you?" Jessie asked.
"Jodie," Jodie replied.
"No, I mean.." Jessie muttered.
"Oh, full name's Jodie Harris," Jodie said.
"Harris, that's my dad's surname," Jessie said.
"Exactly, you're my baby sister," Jodie said and she grinned.
Jessie groaned, she placed her hand over her face. "Is there anymore surprises that man has in store for me?"
"Anymore, well I dunno," Jodie replied.
"Look sister or not, if you're here to just grovel for my dad then.." Jessie said.
"Our dad, and I have no idea what daddy's done," Jodie said.
"You're older than me and you call him daddy," Jessie muttered.
"There's nothing wrong with that," Jodie said.
"If you say so," Jessie muttered.
"Hey I tell you what, why don't I prove we're blood. I have nothing else to do today," Jodie said.
"Can't I'm supposed to be on duty," Jessie said.
"You work here?" Jodie asked.
"No.. I'm skiving," Jessie replied.
"Then we can skive in a medical bay. Come on, I can tell you don't believe me," Jodie said.
"Ok, ok," Jessie groaned.
Everyone were at their usual spots, well Jessie wasn't there.. so nearly everyone. "Where is she?" Lena asked angrily.
"I dunno, she has a day off school like everyone else. She said she was coming here," Bryan replied.
"She probably skives so much that she doesn't realise she's off," Tom said.
"Nah, she knew we were off," Bryan said.
"What's going on exactly?" Triah asked.
"Oh, I'm going to skive with Kiara today," Lena replied.
"Oh ok, are you allowed to do that?" Triah asked.
"If she was it wouldn't be called skiving," Tom replied.
"So would we get wrong if we skived?" Triah asked.
"Nah," Lena replied.
"Great.. bye," Triah said. She ran into the turbolift.
Lena groaned, she tapped her commbadge. "Lena to Kiara." She got no response.
Bryan looked confused, "maybe she's asleep."
"Computer, locate Kiara Janeway," Lena said.
"Kiara Janeway is not aboard the ship," the computer said.
"Why does that always happen?" Tom asked.
"We passed a planet about half an hour ago, that's basically when I last saw her. Maybe we should go back," Bryan said.
"You do that, I'd better contact Voyager first though," Lena said.
"Do you mind, I do want to live till I'm forty," Jodie muttered. Freddie blew some smoke into Jessie's face instead.
"I haven't even reached thirty yet," Jessie said.
"I envy you, really do," Jodie said as she patted Jessie on the shoulder.
"Well the test is complete, you are both sisters. Now I'm going to get back to learning how to make smoke rings," Freddie said. He went into his office.
"Well I told you," Jodie said.
"Great," Jessie muttered.
In: "Lena to Rex, can you come to the Bridge.. yes I'm being polite. Shut up Tom! Ahem, can you?"
"Um, ok," Jessie said.
"Who was that?" Jodie asked with a giggle.
"My future sister in law, she's the Captain," Jessie replied.
"Cool, is that why you're getting married?" Jodie asked with a sly look on her face.
"She wasn't in command when I got engaged, does that answer your question?" Jessie replied as she headed for the door.
"I was only kidding, gee that guy's not marrying you for your sense of humour, is he?" Jodie said as she followed her.
Jessie stopped and glared at her. "I'm in a bad mood, don't push it." She left the room, Jodie followed her.
Enterprise Conference Room:
The Enterprise senior staff, not including Emma, Nikki and Craig were all sitting at the table. Jodie had tagged along just for the sake of it. The Voyager Conference Room was on the monitor.
"Why didn't we try this before?" Tom asked.
"Because we never thought of it before, idiot," Triah muttered.
"So where are we heading to, we're just following you," Claire asked.
"That planet we passed," Bryan replied.
"Oooh, that helps," Claire muttered sarcastically.
"Glad I could help," Bryan said.
"How could Kiara just disappear without us realising it?" Chakotay asked.
"If I remember the right series, this has happened before hasn't it?" Tom replied.
"Way to spoil the mood," Chakotay muttered.
"Look can we be serious, we need to find Kiara," Lena said.
"There's nothing we can do until we get to the planet," James said.
"Not really there's a chance she's still on the ship," Lena said.
"Really?" everyone but Jodie said questioningly.
"Stupid me, of course she won't be," Lena muttered.
"Erm can I interrupt here?" Faye asked nervously.
Lena shrugged, "why not?"
"Well I had a dream last night where some woman took a Q's powers," Faye replied.
"So?" Jodie said questioningly. Everyone stared at her briefly, then turned back to Faye.
"So Faye's telepathic, some dreams she'll have will be based on reality," Jessie said.
"Rather her than me," Lena said.
In: "Unknown Crewmember 2 to Conference Room. We've arrived."
Everyone but Jessie, Jodie, James, Tom, Faye, and Bryan got out of their chairs. "Why can't the writers think up any names for these guest stars?" Tom asked.
"Probably cos they've used all names up for the new characters which keep appearing," Lena replied. Everyone glanced at Jodie.
"What?" Jodie said innocently.
"Yeah who is she anyway? She came in with you," James asked.
"Um, well.." Jessie muttered.
"I'm her half sister," Jodie replied.
"So how many sisters will you guys have at the end of the show?" Tom asked.
"Less talk, more finding lost daughter," Lena muttered. She left the room, everyone who was standing followed her.
"So, who is everyone?" Jodie asked.
Jessie sighed. "Tom, James, Faye and Bryan," she said as she pointed at the appropriate people.
"Uh huh.. is he your punch bag?" Jodie asked as she pointed at Tom.
"It feels that way sometimes," Tom muttered.
"Because it is that way," James said. Tom pouted.
"Yeah.. Faye's the weird one. Bryan is Tom's son, who looks a little too old for his age," Jessie said.
"And him?" Jodie said while pointing at James.
"Um well, he's my boyfriend," Jessie said.
"Really? Good job Jess, he's awfully cute," Jodie said.
Tom fell off the chair laughing his head off. "So that's two of your sisters," James muttered. Jessie just shrugged, she glanced down at Tom and she kicked him hard. He still managed to laugh more than before.
Lena popped her head through the door, "guys. Can we have you on the Bridge please?"
"Oh yeah, the Kiara thing," Jessie said. Everyone but Tom left the room. Tom just continued to laugh until he couldn't breathe very well.
"There is a human lifesign down there," Triah said.
"Right. We'd better send about two teams down there," Lena said.
Tom came out of the Conference Room with a red face.
"That's a good idea, two teams will mean we'd have a higher chance of getting captured by the bad guy of the episode," Jessie said.
"Sounds good for a first episode," Jodie said.
"No way, you're staying out of the regulars list for at least two episodes. It's taken me years to get where I am now," Triah said.
"Ok, Faye, James, Jessie, Naomi, Bryan.. you're with me," Lena said.
"Oh come on Lena, give someone else a chance to lead a team," Tom said.
"But my daughter's down there don't you think I should be leading a team?" Lena said angrily.
"No, cos your judgement will be impaired. Contact the Lillyia, get Lilly to lead the team or something," Tom said.
Lena rolled her eyes, "fine! Faye can lead one team, and Lilly can lead the other one."
"Really?" Faye said cheerfully.
"Ah, she's going to lead the team that gets captured right?" Tom said.
"I dunno, I'm not one of the writers," Lena muttered.
"You don't need to be," Tom said.
Lilly, Faye, Sandi, James, Jessie, Kevin, Naomi, Yasmin and Bryan rematerialised nearby a dense forest. "Ok, Lena told me to organise both teams. So Faye, you're team is Sandi, Yasmin and Naomi," Lilly said.
"In other words I don't get to boss around people above my rank," Faye said.
"That's the idea," Lilly said.
"Cool, does this mean I outrank Faye?" Bryan asked.
"No, there's just more people in this episode with no ranks than the last episode I was in," Lilly replied.
"Is Crewman a rank?" Jessie asked.
"Supposedly. Come on, let's split up," Lilly replied.
"Wait a sec," Kevin said quickly. He went up to Lilly. "How you doing?"
Lilly glanced at the others, "is he chatting me up?"
"Uh huh," all the girls muttered.
"Come on Kevin, I can easily ask to swap teams with you," Sandi said.
"But sis," Kevin moaned. Sandi grabbed his ear, resulting in a small squeal. "Ok, ok.." Sandi let go of his ear. She, Yasmin, Naomi and Faye went into the forest.
"I think you need a new line," Bryan said.
"Oh yeah, like you're capable of giving me advice on girls," Kevin said sarcastically.
"Ok, hands up any guys who've kissed a girl in the past three months," Bryan said.
He, James and Kevin put their hands up. Kevin looked sheepish as he did. Finally he put his hand down, while pulling a face. "Ok, I confess." He pouted, then he noticed the rest of the team smirking at him. "What!? None of you even have a chat up line!"
"Got a boyfriend," Lilly muttered.
"Engaged," James said. Jessie nodded.
"I don't have a girlfriend, but at least a mistletoe got me a kiss," Bryan said.
"Ok, prove it. Who was it?" Kevin asked.
Bryan looked nervous, "not saying."
"I wonder why," Kevin said.
of Part I
The other team were standing around in the middle of the forest, looking very much lost.
"Who's bright idea was it to let Faye be in charge of the team?" Yasmin asked in a bored tone of voice.
"I'm doing the best I can, besides if you know the way please tell us," Faye said angrily.
"Get bent," Yasmin grumbled.
"Ok turning on each other isn't going to get us anywhere," Sandi said.
"You call yourself a Slayer, you disgust me," Yasmin muttered.
"Do you all mind? My best friend's been kidnapped, and all you can do is fight! Now get your act together or I'll slap you all silly!" Naomi yelled.
"Maybe she should be in command, I like her," Yasmin said.
"Hey I can yell, I just had too much Cherry Coke this morning," Faye said.
"Ah hem," Naomi coughed.
"Ok, where should we go now?" Sandi asked.
"Erm, that way," Naomi replied as she pointed forward. The team went forward a few metres, then they disappeared... down a hole.
"Oh great, Jessie and James have set us up.." Faye muttered.
"That's Team Rocket who dig trap holes, you idiot," Yasmin said.
"I know, it was a joke," Faye said.
The girl from Faye's dream appeared at the top of the hole. "Why hello down there, thank you so much for dropping in."
"And that woman's stolen Team Rocket's pun book too," Faye said.
"Hey I spent ages on that pun!" the woman yelled.
"Yeah I bet you spent ages going through all those Pokémon tapes," Naomi said.
"Grrr... I'm so glad I'm just going to kill you," the woman grumbled. She waved her hand slightly, she and the others disappeared.
little cottage in the middle of the woods:
Naomi, Faye, Sandi and Yasmin had all joined Kiara in a small room with no windows.
"What happened?" Yasmin asked in Naomi's direction.
"We got kidnapped," Naomi replied.
"How did it happen?" Yasmin asked in Sandi's direction.
"We fell down a hole," Sandi muttered in response.
"What's going to happen now?" Yasmin asked in Faye's direction.
"I dunno, but I know Kiara's going to get her powers taken off her," Faye replied.
"Uh huh, what's going to happen now?" Yasmin asked Kiara instead.
Kiara rolled her eyes, "you guys are just the sacrifices."
"I don't like that word," Naomi said.
"I'm sure all of you won't be thrilled about it after I've finished. The witch needs four pure females to do the ritual. You'll be burned alive at four different stakes," Kiara said.
"What does it mean by pure?" Yasmin asked.
"I would of thought pure would be newborns or babies," Faye replied.
"No, pure means untouched in this ritual," Kiara said.
Yasmin poked Naomi in the arm, "there, she's touched."
"Hey," Naomi muttered while rubbing her arm.
"I don't think that's what it means," Kiara said.
"Then what does it mean?" Faye asked.
"What do you mean you can't find them?" Lena asked angrily.
In: "I mean we can't find them. Like we thought, they got captured by the bad guy."
"Well, they could of got lost," Jodie said.
In: "They'd respond to calls if they were lost."
"Right, we'd better join you down there," Lena said.
"We?" Tom said questioningly.
"Yeah, as in me and somebody else," Lena said.
"Like who?" Tom asked.
"Not you, that's for sure," Lena muttered.
"Can I come?" Jodie asked.
"What did I say earlier?" Triah muttered.
"Knock yourself out," Lena replied.
"I would but it would hurt, I'd rather knock him out," Jodie said while looking at Tom.
"Oh great, first Jessie now Jessie's sister," Tom groaned.
"Fine, knock Tom out," Lena said.
"Ok!" Jodie exclaimed happily. Tom's eyes widened and he ran into the turbolift. "Damn it, they really shouldn't run."
"Oh well at least Jodie's perfect for the team," Lena said.
"Why, it isn't cos she's new is it?" Triah asked.
"No, I want as many people on the planet as we can.. to kick the bad guy's a**," Lena replied.
"I could do that," Triah said.
"Shut up and be in command until Tom gets back from his search for his mum," Lena said. She and Jodie went into the turbolift.
"That'll be a long time," Triah said.
Lena and Jodie rematerialised nearby the remaining team. Kevin's eyes lit up and he rushed over to Jodie.
"Hey how you.. um doing today?" Kevin said.
"Ok until you came along," Jodie said.
"I'm losing it!" Kevin collapsed onto the ground, crying.
"He didn't really have it to start with," James said.
"I hate to know how you'd know that," Jessie said.
"Ok I know I'm going to regret this, but we'd better split up again," Lena said.
"As long as I'm not with him," Lilly said, looking Kevin's way.
"Ok, Lilly and Jodie.. you two are with me. James, Jessie, Kevin and Bryan.. you guys are a team," Lena said.
"Oh yeah, lumber us with the crying player," Bryan said.
"I already have, see ya," Lena said. She, Jodie and Lilly wandered off.
"Ok, slowly walk away from Kevin. He'll not notice us," James said.
"I heard that," Kevin mumbled. He stood back up.
"Nuts, I thought that would work," James muttered.
little while later:
"Look, I told you we shouldn't of followed that suspicious looking dog. Suspicious is never good in this series," Lena said.
"But it was cute," Jodie said.
Lena and Lilly pulled disgusted faces. "No it wasn't," Lilly muttered.
"So what do we do now? We have no idea which way we came, and no idea where we are," Lena asked.
"Here's a crazy idea, why don't we beam out?" Lilly replied.
"Ok smarty pants," Jodie said.
Lena rolled her eyes, she tapped her commbadge. "Lena to Enterprise." She got no response.
"Why do I get the strange feeling that this is what happened to the missing team," Lilly said.
"No kidding. We'll just have to continue wandering around," Lena said.
The witch appeared in the dark room with the girls. She laughed evilly.
"Just thought I'd tell you, all the fun starts in one hour," the witch said.
"Just one question, what'll happen to Kiara afterwards?" Faye asked.
"Oh come on you know, I showed you. She'll disappear.. permanently," the witch replied.
"That's not fair, I'm only half Q," Kiara muttered.
"Doesn't mean you won't die," the witch said.
"And what does pure mean?" Yasmin asked. The others groaned.
"Lucky for me it doesn't mean clever, see you in an hour," the witch replied. She disappeared.
"I don't get it," Yasmin muttered.
minutes later, outside the cottage:
James, Jessie, Kevin and Bryan were standing nearby the cottage, trying to find a way in.
"Whoever designed this cottage obviously thinks people can get in through the windows," Jessie said.
"No this is really weird, there should be a door," Kevin muttered. Suddenly a door appeared in front of where Kevin was.
"Yep, there should be," Bryan said.
The door opened, and the witch stepped out. "Yes, is there anything I can do for you?" the witch asked.
"Well, we're looking for some people," Jessie replied.
The witch glanced at Jessie, she smiled. "Really, I haven't seen anyone until now. So, who are you?"
Jessie glanced back at the guys, then glanced back at the witch, who was now looking at Jessie like she wanted to eat her.
"I think she likes you," Kevin said quietly. Jessie glared at him.
"Maybe you should stay here, your friends might come by this way," the witch said.
"I'd.. we'd rather not," Jessie said.
"Ok, well maybe the guys will stay," the witch said as she looked at the guys. When she did the guys froze on the spot.
Jessie backed away from the witch, "you.. did that didn't you?"
"Did what?" the witch asked innocently. She stepped forward and grabbed a hold of Jessie's arm. "You mean this?" she said. She placed her hand on Jessie's stomach, a few seconds later she collapsed. The witch's eyes and her hair turned black. "Showtime."
in the dark room:
"Why do we have to wait an hour? This is so boring," Yasmin moaned.
"Oh yeah, I can't wait to die," Kiara said sarcastically.
"Me neither," Yasmin said. Everyone groaned.
The witch appeared. "Hi girls," she said.
"Uhoh.. why don't I like the look of this?" Sandi muttered.
"Oh I do," Yasmin laughed.
"I've decided not to keep you waiting anymore. Let's go and have some more fun," the witch said.
"More fun, we haven't had any fun," Naomi said.
"Oh but you will," the witch said.
Kevin, James and Bryan un froze, the door was gone so they were quite confused.
"What the.. what happened?" Kevin asked.
"Ohno, where is Jessie?" James asked in a panicky voice. The guys looked around, Bryan looked on the ground.
"Erm, down there," Bryan replied.
James knelt down next to Jessie, Kevin tapped his commbadge. "Clarke to Enterprise, we need help." He got no response.
"Oh great, this is not what I need right now," James muttered.
Jessie woke up, she tried to sit up but she just fell back down. She started to turn very pale.
"Oh my god, what the hell happened?" Bryan asked, sounding very panicky.
"That girl.. she's a witch," Jessie replied.
"Why do I get the feeling she's the one who's taken Kiara?" Bryan asked.
"She didn't just take her," Jessie said weakly.
"What else has she took?" James asked.
"She took my powers, she's evil," Jessie replied.
"But you weren't evil before," Kevin said.
"Yeah I know but she has dark magic inside her still, probably the witch can't control it," James said.
"Or she doesn't want to," Bryan muttered.
"I should say she'd be better without it, but if she was born with the power then well.." Kevin said.
"Then what?" Jessie asked.
"It doesn't matter, you weren't born with it," James said.
"That's good, cos if she was then she would die," Kevin said.
Richard had joined everyone on the Bridge. "So both of my daughters are missing?"
"Yes, it's not such a great loss," Tom replied. He looked nervous, "please god say I didn't say that out loud."
"You did," Richard muttered with a scary look on his face.
"Uhoh um, I mean it is such a great loss," Tom said.
"Oh look there's smoke coming from his arse," Triah said.
"Will you shut up," Tom muttered.
Triah shook her head, "this is good news.. we've got the comm working again."
"Good. Enterprise to awayteam, respond," Tom said.
In: "I'll respond if I want to, how rude."
"Kevin, let the leader of the team speak," Tom said.
In: "Ok, but you asked for it."
"Who's the leader of that team?" Tom asked.
In: "Me, that's who.. you arsehole."
Tom groaned, "oh great. Um, status.. please?"
In: "We have to get Jessie to Sickbay, a witch took her powers and she's really weak."
"What, are you serious?" Richard asked.
In: "Oh god, it's my mum's boyfriend."
Richard went a little red as everyone glanced at him. "He's in a jokey mood."
In: "No, both comments were serious."
"Eeew, Jessie and James' parents," Triah muttered. Tom tried to hold himself back.
Richard tried to ignore them. "Look this is very important. Sickbay won't help Jessie, the only thing that can save her now is to get her powers back."
In: "What will happen if we don't?"
Richard sighed, "she'll die."
In: "Hang on a mo, I know a lot about witches.. only natural ones die if their powers were taken off them."
"Exactly, she is a natural witch. Her mum was a witch, her grandmother was a witch.. you get the idea. Ones that aren't natural learn their powers so it won't kill them if they're taken," Richard said.
Lilly was sitting on the ground, chanting something. The others were just standing around nearby.
"What are you doing?" Lena asked.
"A locater spell, I just thought of it," Lilly replied.
"Since when were you a witch?" Lena asked.
"I've been practising for years now, I thought I mentioned it," Lilly replied.
"Surprisingly you didn't," Lena said.
"Leave her alone, she's trying to chant," Jodie said. Lena rolled her eyes.
Yasmin, Sandi, Faye and Naomi all woke up tied to four posts. Nearby Kiara was lying on a slab, unconscious. The witch was looking through a spell book.
"Finally, things get more interesting," Yasmin said.
"Look girls I've been thinking, I know what pure or untouched means in this ritual," Sandi said.
"Great, was is it?" Naomi asked.
"Well let's just say that we are safe. At least one of us is not untouched or pure, and that's me," Sandi replied.
"So what'll happen?" Naomi asked.
"And what the hell does pure mean?" Yasmin asked angrily.
Sandi sighed. "Look, pure or untouched probably means virgin."
"Oh, right.." Naomi said.
"I'm not one cos of some sick pervert stalker, so here's one thing I can thank him for," Sandi said.
"God, you are a crap Slayer. You can't even defend yourself," Yasmin muttered.
"I couldn't, he drugged my drink," Sandi said.
"So will the rest of us be ok?" Naomi asked.
"Yeah, until the witch finds at least one new sacrifice. She hasn't even noticed yet, so this'll give me some time to get through these chains," Sandi replied.
"It'll be more helpful if the witch needed two more," Faye said. She and Yasmin glanced over at Naomi.
"Hey, what are you looking at me for? I'm perfectly pure!" Naomi said angrily.
"Shh, keep it down," Sandi whispered.
"What about you two?" Naomi asked.
Faye laughed, "yeah right.. pure for eternity."
"What are you, a lesbian?" Naomi asked.
"No.. leave me alone," Faye muttered in response.
"Ok, Yasmin?" Naomi asked.
"Oh please, I'd rather kill guys than let them do sick stuff," Yasmin groaned.
"Watch out for any spiked drinks then," Sandi muttered.
The others glanced at Sandi with eyebrows raised. "You mean you'd rather kill guys?" Naomi asked.
"Believe me, before then I was an absolute psychopath. The only difference between what I was and an Evil Slayer was that I had too much training to turn that way. I had full control of it," Sandi replied.
"Does sound like Yasmin," Naomi said.
"I thought a rape would make you worse," Faye said.
"Nah, it was a punishment in a way. I learned my lesson, be nice to everyone.. except that guy who did it," Sandi said.
"That's a crappy lesson, you and I would of been friends now if you hadn't learned that," Yasmin said.
"And we would of had to put up with two natural psychopaths, and two potential psychopaths," Faye said.
"By the way, who has the feeling that we won't survive after all?" Naomi asked. The others shook their heads. "Think about it. The witch finds out that she has to capture one more to do this ritual, she goes crazy and kills us all? She is evil, she would kill anybody. Remember what Jessie was like? She tried to kill James, Lena, and even her daughter."
"Why did I miss that?" Yasmin asked herself.
Lilly, Lena and Jodie were on the move again with Lilly in the lead.
"Are you sure this'll work?" Lena asked.
"Sure, it should find the others," Lilly replied.
"Wait.. how do you know where to go?" Jodie asked.
"Well for starters there's a little light heading that way," Lilly replied as she pointed at a ball of light flying ahead.
"That's what it is, I thought it was an alien bug," Jodie laughed.
The girls followed the light through some tall trees, there they found the other team. Jessie was lying on the ground, now unconscious.
"Told you it would work," Lilly said.
"Oh yeah, can you find my kid now?" Lena asked.
"And that witch," James said.
"Witch? Is that what we're dealing with?" Lena asked.
"Not just any witch, an evil one," James replied.
"With Q powers," Kevin added on.
"How the hell are we supposed to beat an evil witch? The last one we fought against we knew her, we know nothing about this one," Lena asked.
"And what happened to Jess?" Jodie asked as she knelt beside her sister.
"Where do you think the witch got her dark magic from?" James replied.
"From the evil shop?" Jodie said.
"No, from Jessie," James said.
"Cool, Jessie's an evil witch," Jodie said.
"Not anymore," Bryan muttered.
"Look we need to find the witch and get Jessie's powers back, or she'll die," James said.
"That should be simple, all you guys have to do is distract her.. I can extract them from her," Lilly said.
"Er how?" Bryan asked.
Lilly sighed, "didn't I tell anyone I was practising witchcraft?"
The witch was busy reading from the book while standing nearby Kiara. Now she was awake, and not looking too happy.
"When I get free I'll kick your a**," Kiara muttered. She tried to pull against the ropes, but she couldn't move either of her arms. "You paralyzed me, that's cheating. Ok, my mum will kick your a** instead."
Meanwhile Lena, James and Kevin were behind a tree each. "Ok.. I hope this isn't your first evil witch," James said.
"No, it's not," Kevin said.
Lena glanced at him briefly, "that was a lie."
"Fine she is, they're a rare breed," Kevin said.
"Just remember, don't waste time talking.. it just makes them worse. Well, unless you can get to a sensitive subject," Lena said.
"Waste time talking, you mean like we're doing now?" James asked.
"Don't give me sarcasm Mister, you were the one who bored Jessie to death the last time," Lena replied.
Kevin grinned, "my sister and I don't fight like you guys."
"This isn't fighting," James said.
"Exactly, let's rock 'n' roll," Lena said.
Meanwhile Kiara was still trying to distract the witch. "Do you realise you've got some grey hair in that black hair of yours," Kiara said.
"Somebody kill her," Yasmin muttered.
"Somebody is," Naomi said.
Suddenly the witch was attacked by behind by Lena, the witch turned around and they began fighting.
"Ok, you untie the girls and.." James started to say.
"Really, thanks," Kevin said with his usual grin on his face.
"On second thoughts, my sister's up there," James muttered.
"So's mine, what's the big deal?" Kevin said.
"I said don't waste time talking!" Lena yelled just as she avoided a hit.
"I'll untie them, you back Lena up," James said. He went over to the girls.
"Spoil sport," Kevin muttered. He went over to Lena and the witch, he just watched them fight.
"Kevin, untie me," Kiara said angrily.
Kevin went over to the slab, he started to untie Kiara. Lilly, Jodie and Bryan came over. "Oh crap, the paralyzing thing won't go away," Kiara groaned. Lilly went over to her, she started reading from the spell book.
Lena was thrown onto the corner of the slab, it cracked as she landed on it. "Ok, that's it," she said angrily. She jumped onto the witch.
"So glad she didn't land on her, she doesn't look heavy but she obviously is," Jodie said.
"Chosen Slayers usually are," Bryan said.
"Cool, that means Jessie's boyfriend is one too. Damn it, she's the lucky one. I always wanted a Chosen Slayer," Jodie said.
"Really?" Kevin said, he began flirting with Jodie again.
Kiara got up from the slab, Lilly closed the book and threw it onto the ground. "Somebody set fire to that, just in case," Lilly said.
"You're a witch, you do it," Bryan said.
"I can't, I have to help Lena, Jessie hasn't got long," Lilly said. She rushed over to Lena and the witch. Lena was busy lying on top of the witch, hitting her countless times.
"You are a rubbish witch, even with Jessie's powers! She's going to die because of you!" Lena yelled as she continued to hit the witch. Kiara cleared her throat. "And you kidnapped my daughter too!"
"I'm always second best," Kiara muttered.
"No, don't even start that again," Bryan said. Kiara elbowed him.
Lilly knelt down next to Lena and the witch, she put her hand on her stomach.
"Hey, will Lilly turn evil now?" Jodie asked.
"Uhoh, I never thought about that," Kevin muttered.
"Yeah, and I never thought I'd say this but this Chosen Slayer's annoying. Isn't there supposed to be only one male one.. oh you lying pig!" Jodie snapped. She smacked Kevin in the face.
"We'll explain later," Kiara said.
Yasmin was the last to be untied, she jumped down from the pole. "Let me kill her, let me kill her!"
"This is why I took so long, people," James said as he came back to the group. Sandi, Faye and Naomi joined them.
"Yeah, you should have left her there," Sandi said.
"Lilly, you ok.. not evil?" Bryan asked nervously as Lilly finished what she doing. She stood up.
"I think I can control it.. damn it, I must of missed a lot of Jessie evil witch action," Lilly replied.
"Oh yeah, isn't it annoying?" Yasmin said.
"Go and give Jessie's power back, quickly," James said.
"Oh right," Lilly said. She rushed back to the forest.
The witch managed to click her fingers, Lena was pushed off her. The witch got back to her feet, she went over to the slab. "I don't need that power, I still have enough to beat you lot and.."
Everyone stared blankly. "What the hell's wrong with her?" James muttered.
"Damn it," the witch groaned. She fell to the ground, behind her was Yasmin with a knife in her hands.
"Cool!" Yasmin giggled. Everyone groaned.
"Why am I not surprised," Naomi muttered. Nearly everyone nodded.. Kevin just continued to flirt with Jodie.
Captains Log Supplemental: The witch incident is over, without any injuries and stuff. Boy am I glad Yasmin's not a Chosen Slayer.. we'd have hell on our hands right now.
Lillyia Z5, Lilly's Ready Room:
Lilly, Faye and Jodie were sitting on the sofa, drinking Cherry Coke of course. Faye was in the middle of telling a story.
"And then I turned really control obsessed, I tried to take over Voyager. Unknown to everyone else I had made James my servant by brainwashing him, he was still a bit messed up back then," Faye was saying.
"Cool, go on," Jodie said.
"Well at the last second James turned on me and shot me, little twat.. it really hurt," Faye said.
"Hey, I like him," Jodie said.
"So do I, I just don't like getting shot. Anyway it turned out that what happened to me was the result of Annika's spell," Faye said.
"Annika?" Jodie said.
Lilly laughed, "you don't want to know."
"I dunno, she'll have to be warned some time," Faye said.
"I guess, I'm still recovering from the James being Janeway's son part, so it's no biggie," Lilly said. The door chimed, "come in!"
Emma strolled in, "hey I'm back, and so are you! This is cool!"
"Yeah, hiya Emma," Lilly said cheerfully.
"Hi, how was the Monkey Island parody this time?" Faye asked.
Emma shrugged, "short, but ok. I tried something called Cheery Coke. Wanna try some?" Emma replied.
"Uh, no thanks," Lilly said.
"Good, I drank it all," Emma said.
"Oh Emma, this is Jodie. She's Jessie's half sister," Lilly said.
"Really, how long have I been away?" Emma asked.
"Yeah, that's what I thought when I heard," Lilly replied.
Faye stood up, "well I'd better leave you guys to it. See ya."
"No wait, stay. I kinda like you," Jodie said.
"Yeah, you can stay. We could get high and play a prank on Janeway," Emma said.
"I liked the get high part," Faye said.
"Me too.. trouble is I don't know who she is," Jodie said.
"Oh, there's plenty time for you to find out. You'll be related to her soon enough," Emma said.
"Oh right, Janeway's James' mum.. I remember now," Jodie said.
"Poor girl," Lilly said as she patted Jodie on the back.
"Oh, did you hear what happened between Janeway and Jessie's dad?" Faye asked.
"No," the other replied. They all opened another bottle of Cherry Coke, Emma sat down next to Faye.
"They got drunk and slept together, Jessie and James caught them," Faye said.
Jodie pulled a face, "eeew, those two will be freaks if my dad and James' mum get married first."
"Why don't we just get on with the prank," Emma said.
"Good idea," Faye said. The girls stood up, with their Cherry Coke bottles in hand, they all left the Ready Room.
How long will Lilly and crew be around this time? Will Yasmin go all evil soon.. oh wait she already is evil. How can someone like Sandi be a total psychopath? Will Kevin ever leave Jodie alone now? Will Richard and Janeway get together? (Let's hope not ^_^) Will James and Janeway EVER get along? What will Chakotay think about the Richard/Janeway incident? Why wasn't this episode as good as the old plot made it out to be? And why was this episode not edited last week??
Find out the answers to just one of these questions in the next installment of Fifth Voyager!
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