Nobody Dance or Sing

Kathryn: Maybe it's a spell
Chakotay: Don't be silly, witches don't exist
Kes: Hey, sing this in tune
Tom: Oh they're singing again, cover your ears
B'Elanna: Oh shut up Tom
Harry: Yes this song sucks, it's so out of tune
Danny: Maybe we should leave
Ian: No this funny, everyone's gonna sing

Oh damn, here we go, singing
Very badly to a Steps tune
Now we're getting up, ready
To dance to the beat, to the beat

Nobody dance, nobody sing
We don't have to do anything
Cos this crap always happens
To at least one of us
This is weird but like other things
We'll get out of it, out of it

Nobody prance, nobody wail
We don't have to worry at all
Cos we always find someway to beat it back
This is us, and we can

Kathryn: Screw this, I want coffee
Harry: Quick get the rat poison

Jessie: This is creeping me out
James: If anyone sings, that I sound gay..
Tom: I'm not saying a thing
Kes: Well at least he can sing, unlike someone

Oh damn, here we go again, singing
Very badly to a Steps tune
Now we're getting up, ready
To dance to the beat, to the beat

Nobody dance, nobody sing
We don't have to do anything
Cos this crap always happens
To at least one of us
This is weird but like other things
We'll get out of it, out of it

Nobody prance, nobody wail
We don't have to worry at all
Cos we always find someway to beat it back
This is us, and we can

Tuvok: This is so illogical
Ian: I've got a headache

Oh here we go again, singing
Very badly to a Steps tune
Now we're getting up, ready
To dance to the beat, to the beat

Nobody dance, nobody sing
We don't have to do anything
Cos this crap always happens
To at least one of us
This is weird but like other things
We'll get out of it, out of it

Nobody prance, nobody wail
We don't have to worry at all
Cos we always find someway to beat it back
This is us, and we can
Nobody