Gotta Be Kidding

Note: This is barely a parody/rewrite. Most of the song's lyrics suited the situation, it only needed a few minor adjustments which I've bolded.

 

I loved you too much. Sue me, turn me in, I'm guilty
Enough is enough. You're not satisfied 'til you kill me.

You gotta be kidding, what do you want?
What's going on inside your head?
You gotta be kidding, look what you've done
If I'm alive or dead, that's all you need to know

I'm wasting my time. Cos there's no justice here in this trial.
You're way out of line, when you ignore my innocence and deny it

You gotta be kidding, what do you want?
What's going on inside your head?
You gotta be kidding, look what you've done
If I'm alive or dead
That's all you need to know

Gotta be kidding, look what you've done
There's nothing left to say

So don't expect me to let you in
This is just a game with no players
No one will win

You're way out of line, when you ignore my innocence and deny it

You gotta be kidding, what do you want?
What's going on inside your head?
You gotta be kidding, look what you've done
If I'm alive or dead

You gotta be kidding, what do you want?
What's going on inside your head?
You gotta be kidding, look what you've done
If I'm alive or dead, that's all you need to know

What's going on inside your head?
You gotta be kidding, look what you've done
If I'm alive or dead

That's all you need to know