Arachnid-phobic

Notes: This one was a song for Faye, who is basically my avatar in the series (other than Marill bleh). I'm scared of spiders, enough said. Other than the fact that when I went to start this parody, two gigantic ones decided to emerge. Let's just say this wasn't finished for a while.

Everywhere I go, I glance
Around at every corner and wall
To see if I have an unwelcome guest
I always get one, never prepared for it

Doesn't it see the fear in my eyes
The frustration in my voice and on my face
Why can't it find its own home and playground
It's so selfish
I'm tired of sharing with something I fear

It's getting closer, someone please help me out

I'm arachnid-phobic, eight legs make me shiver
Someone tell me, how to get rid of this thing
They must come out of nowhere
And seem to sense my fear
Why do they, need so many legs for anyway
Why don't they, bother a spider lover
Bother a spider killer

I know that most of them won't hurt me
But that doesn't change my feelings for them
I'm tired of hearing people say, "they're more afraid of you"
If that was true they wouldn't trespass in my room

It's getting closer, someone please help me out

I'm arachnid-phobic, eight legs make me shiver
Someone tell me, how to get rid of this thing
They must come out of nowhere
And seem to sense my fear
Why do they, need so many legs for anyway
Why don't they, bother a spider lover

They appear in all my dreams
And in every corner of my wall
Even in my bathtub
They're always huge and nasty
Walking faster than me
Don't tell me they're helpless things

I'm arachnid-phobic, eight legs make me shiver
Someone tell me, how to get rid of this thing
They must come out of nowhere
And seem to sense my fear
Why do they, need so many legs for anyway
Why don't they, bother a spider lover
Bother a spider killer